What's His Problem?

J.Alfred Prufrock has a problem. His problem is that of a common one that shared by many many males around the world (possibly females as well, but to express my thoughts objectively, I cannot gesticulate what the opposite sex thinks). We males, not including the pimps, are shy when it comes to matters dealing with females, especially with those we feel affection towards. "Do I dare?" In the Love Song, Alfred continually repeat this phrase. His uncertainty of woman's attitude toward him makes got him into deep hesitation. He is vain, but probably not when he is alone. BUT, he is vain, when it comes to making appearance in front of females. He is afraid that the girls will notice his hair is getting thin (Commerical Break: Tired of hair getting thinner and thinner each day? This new XXX shampoo stimulates your head and make it grow hair back! Makes you young again! Call us NOW and buy one get one free!!) He is scared that they will notice his arms are getting thin (EAT MORE ALFRED!). He is worried of his impression on women which is absolutely normal. So is been shy a problem? That's for you to decide. (IF U SAY YES, go to whoever you like now and propose to him/her NOW!)